Population | 5.933 billion |
Capital | St Paul |
Leader | Prince |
Faith | Love Symbol |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | turtle |
The Principality of Purple Rain 51 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.933 billion Purple Rain 51ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 51ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 256,782 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 51's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Love Symbol.
Purple Rain 51 is ranked 283,369th in the world and 485th in NationStates for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 22.02 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, political candidates are regularly blocked for minor convictions from their teenage years.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, billions of rupees are spent to take high-quality photos of the Turtle Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
- : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 51, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.